The Mythical Goddess of Liberalism
January 10th, 2008
If you haven’t been to The People’s Cube, you really must go there. Now. It’s my favorite source of comic relief.
While I was there today, I found this little morsel of satirical goodness:
Hillary Clinton yesterday unveiled her new campaign theme highlighting her experience as a favorite American folk hero. Delivered in colorful vivid oratory […]
Safety First: Canadian Government "Rolls Like That"
December 28th, 2007
In a world of uncertainty and eminent danger, it’s good to know that the citizens of earth are being protected by their respective governments through smoking bans, seatbelt legislation, and precedence-setting lawsuits against manufacturers of death-traps such as step-ladders.
The Canadian government, however, has taken safety legislation to a new level. In a move that is […]
US Intelligence Recruits Stephen King
December 8th, 2007
Stephen King, well-known author and horror guru, is being actively recruited by US Intelligence Agency to fill a position as an interrogator.
The writer made headlines last week when he voiced his displeasure with waterboarding, a technique that may be used - or not used - to interrogate prisoners of war. He suggested that Jenna […]
Global Warming Caused Granny’s Incontinence
December 3rd, 2007
Harrisburg, VA - She isn’t the picture of an environmentalist, but 90 year-old grandmother Sylvia Peters is calling for sweeping legislation to curb greenhouse emissions. Why this late-blooming environmental interest?
“I am firmly convinced, as are my doctors, that my weak bladder has been caused by human-induced climate change. I just want to save other people […]
I’m In Love: The People’s Cube
November 23rd, 2007
I just stumbled upon a great satirical, capitalist website called “The People’s Cube“, and I have to say that I think I’ve found a substitution for my “Onion News” cravings.
I highly recommend checking it out. Here’s a sampling of some of their great digi-art…
Poll: Al Qaeda Prefers Clinton
November 12th, 2007
In a recent poll by a very reliable and popular polling source, it was found that Al Qaeda unanimously approves of Hillary Clinton for the next President of the United States.
This poll marks a fascinating benchmark in polling history. Never before has a group of individuals been polled with a unanimous result. However, the […]
A Letter to the Minneapolis Police
October 31st, 2007
Mr. Johnny Crime can hardly contain his excitement for Minneapolis’ new program to ease the process for turning in weaponry after domestic violence convictions. He was so enthralled by the program, that he decided to write a letter to the Minneapolis Police to let them know…
Dear Minneapolis Police,
Hey! How are you guys? It’s been about […]
Repeat Seatbelt Offenders Face Court-Ordered Classes in Minnesota
October 15th, 2007
In order to get seatbelt offenders to ‘buckle up’, the State of Minnesota is mandating that all persons receiving three or more seatbelt violations must attend a class on ‘Seatbelt Safety’
The classes will be required as part of the “Safe & Sober” campaign, which was launched last week, to get repeat seatbelt offenders to […]








