How many times have you been shopping, on a trip, or vacuuming your carpets, when you thought, “Gee, it really would be nice if I could carry around a tube of yummy, gelatin-ized vodka and partake of it whenever the urge strikes.”?

Well, you don’t have to wait any longer.  (At least, not if you live in Austria or Germany.)

Behold, “Wodka”…

…thus disproving Darwin’s theory of evolution.

Does the movie “Idiocracy” come to mind?

The “Wodka” folks should really attempt to market to the ‘Silly Girl’ demographic here in the US.  Hillary and Obama could be their spokespeople…

“Do you drink vodka from a tube? If so, vote for me.  I will ensure that every American, regardless of social status, race, or sexual preference, can carry around their vodka in pretty pink tubes without fear of discrimination.  All Americans should be able to live in a country where tubed-vodka is accepted and embraced!”