Search Parameters:  “Unicorn Costume”

Reason for Search:  I was looking for a fitting Halloween costume for Barack Obama, for my Halloween/Bailout post.

Why I posted it here:  Because I’m obviously motivated by hate.

Notes:

Do you think she has to walk around all night, holding her date’s back end?  I can already see the scenario by the end of the Halloween party…  Linda here will be sitting on a barstool (obviously intoxicated), crying into her drink while some nerd dressed up as Frodo sees within his grasp the opportunity to finally live out his dream of having a unicorn as a pet…if only for one night.  Bob will be pouting on the other side of the bar, trying to swing his back legs around by himself while knocking over the girls on the dance floor who are all wearing the usual ‘It’s Halloween and my opportunity to dress slutty’ costumes.  They will not be impressed.

Other Notes:

My weakness:  Men in White furry pants jacked up to their armpits.

My other weakness:  Men wearing garland in their hair, particularly if they have mustaches.